|Choice of the Day|
CHOICE OF THE DAY #7:
"Foosball or Air Hockey?"
CHOICE OF THE DAY #6:
"Kate Jackson, Jaclyn Smith, or Farrah Fawcett?"
Farah Fawcett, of course -- because of the Burning Bed, and because -- well,
did you see her "spread" in Playboy? To look that good at - - well, how old
IS she, anyway????
CHOICE OF THE DAY #5:
"Would you rather be 90 minutes early for everything, or 20 minutes late?"
CHOICE OF THE DAY #4:
"Fire Eating or Sword Swallowing?"
Fire Eatin'. Us Alabama boys don't swallow nothin'
but pig meat, Busch light, and some occasional chaw spit. And you
won't get me near no three-foot, sharp-as-hell robot dong. I got a
tooth to protect.
I think they should call it, like,
"sword throating" or "dagger dipping" or something,
because you don't really swallow it, do you? it comes out again.
like, when you put some nasty vegetable thing in some heavenly onion
dip, the dip don't swallow the celery, right? like a sword. that's
why they call it "dip" instead of, like, "eat". besides,
fire eating is dangerous. did you ever try to eat something that was
on fire? it sucks! probably because of the fire.
"Jack Nicholson's performance in The Shining or as the Joker in Batman?"
jack nicholson in the shining wins over just about any of his other roles...kubrick ran him thru the staircase scene ("give me the bat, wendy") like, 90 times...if you look closely, he's drooling-plus, this is when he & roman polanski were out snorting rails off the backs of 17 year-old models...jack looks like shit, for real-no makeup...tim burton is a candy-ass w/a huge bank account...jack as the joker is all bluster & past accomplishment/notoriety...devoid of substance, like most eighties-era culture
"Tai Chi or Chai Tea?"
The following doesn't really make a "choice" per se, but it was far and away the most entertaining response.
I work at a coffee house and oddly enough an elderly woman recently asked if
we served Tai Chi. Rather than embarrass her, I leapt from behind the
counter and surprised her with a series of ancient moves from the master
CHOICE OF THE DAY #1:
"I'll Be There For You" or "Never Say Goodbye?"
The two best responses are below.
It is interesting that the majority of respondents
"I'll Be There For You"
With-out question, any late twenty year old guy played this song to their wanna-be girlfriend sporting her hairspray doo. As cheesy it may be to think about now, we still find ourselves singing the song word for word when it's played on the radio and thinking......those were the days! What were we thinking!
- Brooks Juhring